{"id":2042,"date":"2023-12-31T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-31T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2025-03-14T11:21:22","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T10:21:22","slug":"leffrontee-du-mois-de-decembre-2023-charlotte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2023\/12\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-decembre-2023-charlotte\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019Effront\u00e9e du mois de d\u00e9cembre 2023\u00a0: Charlotte"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Grand-m\u00e8re\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Hmmm\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Vous dormez\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Tu ne dors pas dans ta chambre, toi\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Ben non\u2026 Je voulais vous voir.<br>\u2014 Tu n\u2019es pas la premi\u00e8re. Viens plus pr\u00e8s.<br>\u2014 Vous m\u2019impressionnez beaucoup.<br>\u2014 Tu as peur de moi\u00a0? Pourquoi cela\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Vous me faites penser \u00e0 G\u00e9rard Depardieu. Vous avez un grand nez.<br>\u2014 Tu as de bonnes petites joues.<br>\u2014 Vous avez une grande langue pendante.<br>\u2014 Tu as la peau bien douce, l\u00e0-dessous.<br>\u2014 Je voulais vous demander des conseils\u2026<br>\u2014 Des conseils\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Je n\u2019ai pas du tout d\u2019exp\u00e9rience.<br>\u2014 Il faut bien commencer un jour. Tu sais te servir de ta langue\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Oui\u2026 je crois.<br>\u2014 Tu sais la tenir\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Vous avez un dr\u00f4le de regard&nbsp;!<br>\u2014 Alors, je me cache sous les draps.<br>\u2014 Grand-m\u00e8re\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Hmmm\u00a0?<br>\u2014 Vous me chatouillez.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Illustration&nbsp;: Le Petit Chaperon rouge, par Gustave Dor\u00e9, 1867<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 Grand-m\u00e8re\u00a0?\u2014 Hmmm\u00a0?\u2014 Vous dormez\u00a0?\u2014 Tu ne dors pas dans ta chambre, toi\u00a0?\u2014 Ben non\u2026 Je voulais vous voir.\u2014 Tu n\u2019es pas la premi\u00e8re. Viens plus pr\u00e8s.\u2014 Vous m\u2019impressionnez beaucoup.\u2014 Tu as peur de moi\u00a0? Pourquoi cela\u00a0?\u2014 Vous me faites penser \u00e0 G\u00e9rard Depardieu. Vous avez un grand nez.\u2014 Tu&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2023\/12\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-decembre-2023-charlotte\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2043,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[64],"class_list":["post-2042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-effronteedumois","tag-effrontee","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2876,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions\/2876"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}