{"id":2085,"date":"2024-01-31T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-31T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=2085"},"modified":"2024-03-31T16:55:13","modified_gmt":"2024-03-31T14:55:13","slug":"les-effrontees-du-mois-de-janvier-2024-les-nymphes-des-bois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2024\/01\/31\/les-effrontees-du-mois-de-janvier-2024-les-nymphes-des-bois\/","title":{"rendered":"Les Effront\u00e9es du mois de janvier 2024&nbsp;: les Nymphes des bois"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u2014 Chhhut&nbsp;! Les filles, silence&nbsp;! Ne le r\u00e9veillez pas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Qu\u2019il est mignon&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Trrrrrrop chou&nbsp;! Exactement mon genre, ni viril, ni muscl\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 D\u00e9licat, presque f\u00e9minin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Oh oui&nbsp;! Il semble si d\u00e9construit quand il dort. Pas du tout <em>bad boy<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Je suis s\u00fbre qu\u2019il assume sa gentillesse, sa normalit\u00e9. Il doit \u00eatre sympathique. Il aime se moquer de lui-m\u00eame. Il n\u2019a pas l\u2019air mena\u00e7ant, tout en \u00e9tant un peu <em>sexy<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Un peu <em>sexy<\/em>&nbsp;? Tr\u00e8s <em>sexy<\/em>&nbsp;! C\u2019est tellement beau un homme qui d\u00e9passe les st\u00e9r\u00e9otypes patriarcaux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Je sens que malgr\u00e9 sa taille, il ne chercherait pas du tout \u00e0 me dominer. Nous aurions une relation tr\u00e8s \u00e9galitaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Pfff\u2026 Pourquoi toi&nbsp;? Il me soutiendrait, ne me dirait jamais un mot de travers, prendrait du temps pour moi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Chhhut&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Cela d\u00e9montre, au passage, qu&rsquo;\u00eatre gentil n&rsquo;enl\u00e8ve rien au <em>sexy<\/em>, aux fantasmes, au <em>sex appeal<\/em>. Comment en est-on arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 trouver sexy les hommes qui font souffrir les femmes&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Mais oui, comment&nbsp;? Vous avez vu ce torse&nbsp;? Tr\u00e8s beau, expos\u00e9 comme \u00e7a, tout nu. Il doit avoir un dos magnifique aussi. Comme il serait doux d\u2019\u00eatre dans ses bras et l\u2019\u00e9couter exprimer sa vuln\u00e9rabilit\u00e9&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Il a une belle queue&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Oooh&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Oui\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Je veux bien souffrir un peu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Tu crois qu\u2019il voudrait de toi&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Et pourquoi pas&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Tu ne serais pas digne de sa sensibilit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Et toi, grosse pouf, tu en serais digne peut-\u00eatre&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Grosse&nbsp;? Les hommes comme lui aiment un corps vraiment f\u00e9minin&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 N\u2019importe quoi, ils d\u00e9construisent les standards de beaut\u00e9 traditionnels. Boudin&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Anorexique&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Nymphomane&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Ah, c\u2019est malin&nbsp;! Nous sommes toutes des Nymphes, gourdasse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Chhhhhhhut, les filles&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Chhhhut&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Chhut&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Chhh\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Illustration\u00a0: <em>Un faune surpris par les Nymphes<\/em>, par \u00c9mile Bin, 1881<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 Chhhut&nbsp;! Les filles, silence&nbsp;! Ne le r\u00e9veillez pas. \u2014 Qu\u2019il est mignon&nbsp;! \u2014 Trrrrrrop chou&nbsp;! Exactement mon genre, ni viril, ni muscl\u00e9. \u2014 D\u00e9licat, presque f\u00e9minin. \u2014 Oh oui&nbsp;! Il semble si d\u00e9construit quand il dort. Pas du tout bad boy. \u2014 Je suis s\u00fbre qu\u2019il assume sa gentillesse,&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2024\/01\/31\/les-effrontees-du-mois-de-janvier-2024-les-nymphes-des-bois\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2086,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[64,21],"class_list":["post-2085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-effronteedumois","tag-effrontee","tag-nymphes","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2087,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions\/2087"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}