{"id":3136,"date":"2025-07-31T21:16:53","date_gmt":"2025-07-31T19:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=3136"},"modified":"2025-11-08T15:43:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T14:43:20","slug":"leffrontee-du-mois-de-juillet-2025-olive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2025\/07\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-juillet-2025-olive\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019Effront\u00e9e du mois de juillet 2025\u00a0: Olive"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u2014 \u00ab\u00a0Le grand b\u00fbcheron \u00e9crasa la jeune blonde contre sa poitrine virile et lui cassa trois c\u00f4tes.\u00a0\u00bb \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f
\u2014\u00a0?
\u2014 Tu es une CHOCHOTTE\u00a0!!
\u2014 Chochotte\u00a0?!!
\u2014 Ouais, je veux \u00eatre aim\u00e9e comme les b\u00fbcherons aiment.
\u2014\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Olive<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Mais, boudiou, Olive, je ne veux pas te casser les c\u00f4tes\u2026 J\u2019suis un gentleumane.
\u2014 Oh, pouah ! Je veux un homme qui m\u2019aime comme on aime vraiment ! Qu\u2019est-ce que j\u2019ai \u00e0 fiche de quelques c\u00f4tes ?! JE VEUX \u00caTRE RUIN\u00c9E !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Olive<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Oh, chouette ! chouette ! Il va l\u2019embrasser encore ! \u00ab Crac \u2014 une autre c\u00f4te \u2014 juste une fracture cette fois. La jeune femme s\u2019\u00e9vanouit. \u00bb \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f Ah !
\u2014 Tu ferais mieux d\u2019arr\u00eater d\u2019lire ces bouquins.
\u2014 TAIS-TOI ! Chochotte !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Je<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Faut qu\u2019j\u2019lui donne une le\u00e7on\u00a0! Je r\u2019viens, Olive.
\u2014 T\u2019es s\u00fbr que tu n\u2019veux rien pour lui, Jim\u00a0?
\u2014 Pas un centime, Popeye. J\u2019en prends un dans mon filet presque tous les jours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"L'\u00e9treinte<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 J\u2019vais t\u2019montrer qu\u2019l\u2019\u00e9treinte de nous aut\u2019 marins l\u2019est meilleure qu\u2019d\u2019un b\u00fbcheron. Mais d\u2019abord j\u2019dois t\u2019bander les yeux. Ah ! Ah !
\u2014 Hi hi !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Quel<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 QUEL HOMME !! Popeye, brute ch\u00e9rie !
\u2014 Pouah ! J\u2019suis d\u00e9go\u00fbpit\u00e9 !!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2014 \u00ab\u00a0Le grand b\u00fbcheron \u00e9crasa la jeune blonde contre sa poitrine virile et lui cassa trois c\u00f4tes.\u00a0\u00bb \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f \u2764\ufe0f\u2014\u00a0?\u2014 Tu es une CHOCHOTTE\u00a0!!\u2014 Chochotte\u00a0?!!\u2014 Ouais, je veux \u00eatre aim\u00e9e comme les b\u00fbcherons aiment.\u2014\u00a0! \u2014 Mais, boudiou, Olive, je ne veux pas te casser les c\u00f4tes\u2026 J\u2019suis un gentleumane.\u2014…<\/p>\n

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