{"id":342,"date":"2021-01-24T00:22:13","date_gmt":"2021-01-23T23:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=342"},"modified":"2024-03-31T17:05:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-31T15:05:34","slug":"leffrontee-du-mois-de-janvier-2021-venus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2021\/01\/24\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-janvier-2021-venus\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019Effront\u00e9e du mois de janvier 2021\u00a0: V\u00e9nus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>\u2013\u00a0Salut, je peux poser mon surf \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de toi&nbsp;?<br>\u2013\u00a0Bien s\u00fbr\u00a0! Plus pr\u00e8s si tu veux\u2026 Je te regardais tout \u00e0 l\u2019heure. Je croyais que tu ne m\u2019avais pas vue.<br>\u2013\u00a0Je t\u2019ai vue. Mais je voulais profiter des bonnes vagues d\u2019abord.<br>\u2013\u00a0Tu \u00e9tais super beau dans le soleil. Tout luisant. Si fort&#8230; Comment tu t\u2019appelles\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0Apollon. Et toi\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0V\u00e9nus.<br>\u2013\u00a0C\u2019est mignon.<br>\u2013\u00a0Juste mignon\u00a0? Tu trouves que j\u2019ai l\u2019air d\u2019une petite fille\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0Non. Tu es gaul\u00e9e comme une d\u00e9esse.<br>\u2013\u00a0Tu te moques de moi. Je suis trop grosse.<br>\u2013\u00a0Mais non\u00a0!<br>\u2013\u00a0Mais si\u00a0! Quand je me vois dans le miroir, je me d\u00e9teste.<br>\u2013\u00a0Allons bon\u2026 Qu\u2019est-ce que tu n\u2019aimes pas dans ton corps\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0Mes seins sont trop petits.<br>\u2013\u00a0Ils sont parfaits.<br>\u2013\u00a0Mon bassin est trop large.<br>\u2013\u00a0Mmm\u2026 Tourne-toi.<br>\u2013\u00a0Tu vois\u2026<br>\u2013\u00a0Tu as un SUUUUUPER CUL\u00a0!<br>\u2013\u00a0Mais ARR\u00ca\u00ca\u00caTE de me mater\u00a0!<br>\u2013\u00a0Qui c\u2019est les m\u00f4mes qui te tournent autour\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0C\u2019est rien, c\u2019est comme mes petits fr\u00e8res. Tu fais quoi dans la vie\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0Je suis DJ \u00e0 l\u2019Olympe, le club au premier \u00e9tage du restaurant de moules-frites.<br>\u2013\u00a0G\u00e9nial\u00a0! Tu me feras entrer\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0Ouais. Faut voir.<br>\u2013\u00a0Tu ne trouves pas que j\u2019ai des jambes affreuses\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0Oui, horribles.<br>\u2013\u00a0C\u2019est vrai\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0Mais non\u00a0! Par contre, tu vas peler demain si tu ne mets pas de cr\u00e8me solaire.<br>\u2013\u00a0Tu veux bien me la mettre\u00a0?<br>\u2013\u00a0H\u00e9, les gamins ail\u00e9s\u00a0! Prenez-\u00e7a et allez vous acheter des glaces au club Mickey.<br>\u2013\u00a0Allez vous amuser sur les toboggans, et dites merci \u00e0 Apollon\u00a0!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"582\" src=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/alexandre_cabanel_la_naissance_de_venus-1024x582.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/alexandre_cabanel_la_naissance_de_venus-1024x582.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/alexandre_cabanel_la_naissance_de_venus-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/alexandre_cabanel_la_naissance_de_venus-768x436.jpg 768w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/alexandre_cabanel_la_naissance_de_venus-1536x873.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/alexandre_cabanel_la_naissance_de_venus-2048x1164.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>La Naissance de V\u00e9nus<\/em>, par Alexandre Cabanel, 1863<\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013\u00a0Salut, je peux poser mon surf \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de toi&nbsp;?\u2013\u00a0Bien s\u00fbr\u00a0! Plus pr\u00e8s si tu veux\u2026 Je te regardais tout \u00e0 l\u2019heure. Je croyais que tu ne m\u2019avais pas vue.\u2013\u00a0Je t\u2019ai vue. Mais je voulais profiter des bonnes vagues d\u2019abord.\u2013\u00a0Tu \u00e9tais super beau dans le soleil. Tout luisant. Si fort&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2021\/01\/24\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-janvier-2021-venus\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":344,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[62,64],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-effronteedumois","tag-alexandre-cabanel","tag-effrontee","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":370,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/370"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}