{"id":3687,"date":"2026-05-31T21:22:46","date_gmt":"2026-05-31T19:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=3687"},"modified":"2026-05-31T21:22:46","modified_gmt":"2026-05-31T19:22:46","slug":"leffrontee-du-mois-de-mai-2026-juliette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2026\/05\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-mai-2026-juliette\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Effront\u00e9e du mois de mai 2026\u00a0: Juliette"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Je peux mettre mes bras autour de ton cou&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Heu\u2026 Oui, oui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Tu nous balances&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Comme \u00e7a&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Plus vite si tu veux. Tu as chaud&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 \u00c7a va. Oui, un peu chaud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Je peux m\u2019\u00e9carter si tu as trop chaud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Non&nbsp;! Heu\u2026 Non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 La moiteur humecte ma robe trop fine. Je colle un peu. Je poisse&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Non, non. Moi aussi, d\u2019ailleurs. Ah, la brise vient\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 J\u2019aime ton odeur. C\u2019est un alcool fort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Je suis d\u00e9sol\u00e9&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Tu as d\u00e9j\u00e0 embrass\u00e9&nbsp;? Je te montre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Tu as chaud, tu es tout rouge&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 La brise est tomb\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Et \u00e7a\u2026 Quelque chose s\u2019est lev\u00e9, on dirait. Fi\u00e8rement, qui ne veut pas redescendre le fripon&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Juliette\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Nous avons trop chaud dans ces v\u00eatements\u00a0! Tant pis\u00a0! Regarde\u2026 Ne sommes nous pas mieux dans l\u2019\u00e9tat de Nature\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 \u00d4 Juliette\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Tu n\u2019es pas mieux sans tunique\u00a0? Voyons ce myst\u00e8re de la Nature\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Ooooh Juliette\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 D\u00e9j\u00e0 l\u2019acm\u00e9&nbsp;? Ce fut rapide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 D\u00e9sol\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 \u00c7a ne fait rien. Balan\u00e7ons-nous. Embrassons-nous encore. Dans un quart d\u2019heure tout au plus, l\u2019oiseau refera sa parade.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d4 printemps\u00a0! Jeunesse de l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e\u00a0!<br>\u00d4 jeunesse\u00a0! Printemps de la vie\u00a0!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Illustration&nbsp;: <em>Le Printemps<\/em>, par Pierre Auguste Cot, 1873<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 Je peux mettre mes bras autour de ton cou&nbsp;? \u2014 Heu\u2026 Oui, oui. \u2014 Tu nous balances&nbsp;? \u2014 Comme \u00e7a&nbsp;? \u2014 Plus vite si tu veux. Tu as chaud&nbsp;? \u2014 \u00c7a va. Oui, un peu chaud. \u2014 Je peux m\u2019\u00e9carter si tu as trop chaud. \u2014 Non&nbsp;! 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