{"id":4008,"date":"2026-10-31T10:18:06","date_gmt":"2026-10-31T09:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2026-11-03T10:19:39","modified_gmt":"2026-11-03T09:19:39","slug":"leffrontee-du-mois-doctobre-2026-lola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2026\/10\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-doctobre-2026-lola\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019Effront\u00e9e du mois d\u2019octobre 2026\u00a0: Lola"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Moi, je donne juste mon cas personnel. Tu m\u2019\u00e9coutes, Jhemi&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Oui, maitwesse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Ma m\u00e8re, elle est professeur d&rsquo;anglais, voil\u00e0. Donc elle, elle forme l&rsquo;avenir de ce pays.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Pas bouger la t\u00eate, maitwesse. Cheveux m\u00eal\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Ma m\u00e8re, elle part tous les matins avec un paquet de g\u00e2teaux dans son sac parce que elle ne peut pas payer la cantine le midi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Oh&nbsp;! C\u2019est tw\u00e8s duh&nbsp;! Pas mang\u00e9 midi&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Ma m\u00e8re va chercher les sacs poubelles chez Action, c\u2019est moins cher qu\u2019\u00e0 Lidl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Pas bouger la t\u00eate, sinon faiwe mal \u00e0 maitwesse\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Voil\u00e0 la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 des Fran\u00e7ais aujourd&rsquo;hui. Donc en fait, les boutiques pill\u00e9es, c&rsquo;est bien mignon, mais en fait, il y a une r\u00e9alit\u00e9, une vraie souffrance des Fran\u00e7ais. Et moi, j&rsquo;aimerais qu&rsquo;on parle de cette souffrance ce soir\u2026 A\u00cfEUUUU&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Pawdon&nbsp;! Pas bouger t\u00eate quand Jhemi coiffer, maitwesse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Ce que tu peux \u00eatre maladroite&nbsp;! Ah, tu ne sais pas ce que c\u2019est, toi, la souffrance. Grandir dans la mis\u00e8re, \u00e9lev\u00e9e par une m\u00e8re divorc\u00e9e\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Ah, j\u2019ai oubli\u00e9, maitwesse&nbsp;! Monsieur p\u00e8we de mamzelle il a appel\u00e9. L\u2019a mis beaucoup photos F\u00eate de l\u2019Huma suh Instagwam. L\u2019a demand\u00e9 mamzelle a vu, pouwquoi pas lik\u00e9&nbsp;? Et mamzelle, elle veut quoi pouh No\u00ebl&nbsp;? Beau sac&nbsp;? Beau voyage&nbsp;? A\u00efe, mamzelle&nbsp;! Pas taper Jhemi&nbsp;! A\u00efe&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Illustration&nbsp;: La toilette d\u2019H\u00e9l\u00e8ne, par Bryson Burroughs, 1914<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 Moi, je donne juste mon cas personnel. Tu m\u2019\u00e9coutes, Jhemi&nbsp;? \u2014 Oui, maitwesse. \u2014 Ma m\u00e8re, elle est professeur d&rsquo;anglais, voil\u00e0. Donc elle, elle forme l&rsquo;avenir de ce pays. \u2014 Pas bouger la t\u00eate, maitwesse. Cheveux m\u00eal\u00e9s. \u2014 Ma m\u00e8re, elle part tous les matins avec un paquet de&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2026\/10\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-doctobre-2026-lola\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4009,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[64],"class_list":["post-4008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-effronteedumois","tag-effrontee","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4010,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions\/4010"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}