{"id":549,"date":"2021-05-31T23:30:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-31T21:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=549"},"modified":"2024-03-31T17:04:37","modified_gmt":"2024-03-31T15:04:37","slug":"les-effrontees-du-mois-de-mai-2021-les-nymphes-des-tempetes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2021\/05\/31\/les-effrontees-du-mois-de-mai-2021-les-nymphes-des-tempetes\/","title":{"rendered":"Les Effront\u00e9es du mois de mai 2021\u00a0: les Nymphes des temp\u00eates"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 J&rsquo;aurais bien voulu essayer mes nouveaux bijoux, mais j&rsquo;ai la flemme de me lever.<br>\u2014 C&rsquo;est trop b\u00eate, j&rsquo;allais donner un pourboire aux livreurs mais ils sont tous noy\u00e9s.<br>\u2014 Il y en a encore un qui asphyxie dans un creux. Je vais lui jouer mes premi\u00e8res notes de ukul\u00e9l\u00e9-godefiche.<br>\u2014 J&rsquo;adore ces perles. Je les mettrai \u00e0 la prochaine soir\u00e9e chez Pos\u00e9idon.<br>\u2014 C&rsquo;est dommage, il n&rsquo;y a rien \u00e0 manger.<br>\u2014 Monsieur, je vais vous jouer juste les couplets, je suis d\u00e9butante. Un, deux\u2026 The ocean is heavyyyy \/ My current iiiis strooong \/ I&rsquo;m pulling you deeeeeper \/ Been here all aaaaloooong\u2026<br>\u2014 Ou peut-\u00eatre ces pierres pr\u00e9cieuses en ceinture. Et les bracelets sur mes chevilles.<br>\u2014 J&rsquo;ai faim. Quand passe le prochain bateau&nbsp;?<br>\u2014 And you caaaan&rsquo;t breathe \/ Yoouuu&rsquo;re struggling \/ My heart is at eeeaaase \/ Cause yooouuu&rsquo;re drowning \/ In myyyy loooove!<br>\u2014 Je veux un piercing.<br>\u2014 Pourquoi ne nous ont-ils rien apport\u00e9&nbsp;? Pourquoi n&rsquo;ont-ils pas pens\u00e9 \u00e0 nous&nbsp;?<br>\u2014 Oh, le Monsieur vient de couler&nbsp;! J&rsquo;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 le plus beau souvenir de sa vie&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"614\" src=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/edward_john_poynter_la_grotte_des_nymphes_de_la_tempete_detail-1024x614.jpg\" alt=\"Une Nymphe contemple le tr\u00e9sor d'un naufrage\" class=\"wp-image-550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/edward_john_poynter_la_grotte_des_nymphes_de_la_tempete_detail-1024x614.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/edward_john_poynter_la_grotte_des_nymphes_de_la_tempete_detail-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/edward_john_poynter_la_grotte_des_nymphes_de_la_tempete_detail-768x461.jpg 768w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/edward_john_poynter_la_grotte_des_nymphes_de_la_tempete_detail.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>La Grotte des Nymphes de la temp\u00eate<\/em>, par Edward John Poynter, 1902 (d\u00e9tail)<\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 J&rsquo;aurais bien voulu essayer mes nouveaux bijoux, mais j&rsquo;ai la flemme de me lever.\u2014 C&rsquo;est trop b\u00eate, j&rsquo;allais donner un pourboire aux livreurs mais ils sont tous noy\u00e9s.\u2014 Il y en a encore un qui asphyxie dans un creux. Je vais lui jouer mes premi\u00e8res notes de ukul\u00e9l\u00e9-godefiche.\u2014 J&rsquo;adore&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2021\/05\/31\/les-effrontees-du-mois-de-mai-2021-les-nymphes-des-tempetes\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":551,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[64,21],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-effronteedumois","tag-effrontee","tag-nymphes","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1995,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions\/1995"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}