{"id":632,"date":"2021-07-31T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-31T21:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/?p=632"},"modified":"2024-03-31T17:04:09","modified_gmt":"2024-03-31T15:04:09","slug":"leffrontee-du-mois-de-juillet-2021-julia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2021\/07\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-juillet-2021-julia\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019Effront\u00e9e du mois de juillet 2021\u00a0: Julia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Quel \u00e9t\u00e9 naze&nbsp;! Plus moyen de sortir au forum ou aux ar\u00e8nes sans \u00eatre contr\u00f4l\u00e9e. M\u00eame pour entrer dans une auberge, il faut s\u2019\u00eatre fait administrer d\u2019abord les lavements obligatoires. C\u2019est \u00e0 cause de ce cochon de Galien qui conseille l\u2019empereur sur la mani\u00e8re de combattre l\u2019\u00e9pid\u00e9mie&nbsp;: clyst\u00e8res pour tous, sinon c\u2019est l\u2019ostracisme. Vous m\u2019imaginez, moi, laissant un <em>medicus<\/em> me farcir comme une carpe au vinaigre&nbsp;? M\u00eame les orgies priv\u00e9es sont entrav\u00e9es&nbsp;; il y a toujours un vieux cro\u00fbton frustr\u00e9 pour se plaindre aux vigiles si l\u2019on n\u2019a pas eu le fondement inond\u00e9 comme la <em>Cloaca Maxima<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah, quel ennui&nbsp;! Plus de banquets. Plus de courses de char. Plus de jeux. On dit que les gladiateurs d\u00e9s\u0153uvr\u00e9s retournent en province travailler aux champs. Les soldats revenus des combats lointains ont ordre de s\u2019isoler pour rassurer les s\u00e9nateurs tremblotants. J\u2019\u00e9tais si impatiente que le ciel se fasse enfin cl\u00e9ment pour pouvoir d\u00e9ambuler dans cette mousseline de Maisolos, et patatras&nbsp;! Plus un seul athl\u00e8te en ville pour m\u2019admirer. Plus un seul gar\u00e7on de bonne famille pour me courtiser. Je vais mourir de tristesse\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c0 moins de convaincre p\u00e8re de m\u2019acheter un nouvel esclave au march\u00e9. Un grand Nubien, par exemple. Ou un Su\u00e8ve aux cheveux d\u2019or. Ou un Perse aux yeux de chat. N\u2019importe, du moment qu\u2019il est entier.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"497\" src=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/john_william_godward_fille_en_drape_jaune-1024x497.jpg\" alt=\"John William Godward, la Fille en drap\u00e9 jaune, 1901\" class=\"wp-image-634\" title=\"John William Godward, la Fille en drap\u00e9 jaune, 1901\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/john_william_godward_fille_en_drape_jaune-1024x497.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/john_william_godward_fille_en_drape_jaune-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/john_william_godward_fille_en_drape_jaune-768x372.jpg 768w, https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/john_william_godward_fille_en_drape_jaune.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>La Fille en drap\u00e9 jaune<\/em>, par John William Godward, 1901<\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quel \u00e9t\u00e9 naze&nbsp;! Plus moyen de sortir au forum ou aux ar\u00e8nes sans \u00eatre contr\u00f4l\u00e9e. M\u00eame pour entrer dans une auberge, il faut s\u2019\u00eatre fait administrer d\u2019abord les lavements obligatoires. C\u2019est \u00e0 cause de ce cochon de Galien qui conseille l\u2019empereur sur la mani\u00e8re de combattre l\u2019\u00e9pid\u00e9mie&nbsp;: clyst\u00e8res pour tous,&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/2021\/07\/31\/leffrontee-du-mois-de-juillet-2021-julia\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[64,54],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-effronteedumois","tag-effrontee","tag-john-william-godward","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1994,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions\/1994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leseffrontes.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}